March 23, 2005

What They Say and What They Mean

Reading this article in the Lakeland Florida Register regarding the Terri Schiavo case got me thinking about the different languages used by politicians and scientists. This has been one of my favorite things to think about over the years, since it is so ripe with irony and the wonderment of just how screwed up human communication can get.

There used to be a Mad Magazine feature called "What They Say and What They Mean" that presented people's words and the thoughts behind them. I' m going to give something like that format a try here, to illustrate my thoughts on the current political debate over the treatment of a (probably ex-) human being in a persistent vegetative state.

Scientist Left Wing Politician Right Wing Politician
What They Say Persistent Vegetative State She's a vegetable She's awaiting a miracle! Hallelujah!
What They Mean The cognitive functions have been destroyed by severe cereberal injury. Automatic and Autonomic functions remain. The state is persistent, meaning that, as best we can tell, the patient will not emerge. Duuuh, she's a vegetable. She looks like she's smiling at her mom.
What They Say As best we can tell It's a fact It's a lie
What They Mean Science does not yield 100% certainty. At best, we increase out knowledge until there is no practical difference between it and the popular idea of "the truth." But doubt and skepticism always remain. Indeed, this is what drives scientific progress. It's The Truth, if that's convenient. It's a Damnable Falsehood, if that's convenient.
What They Say Probably Right Wingers are idiots! Scientists are idiots!
What They Mean Much research seems to indicate that this is so, but no consensus exists. I personally think that this is so. Gaah! Don't they understand the nature of scientific truth? If a scientists says it is so, then it is! Gaah! Don't they know a fact from an opinion? They can't even agree about it among themselves!
What They Say The committee's actions are unfortunately short sighted. Scientists are idiots Scientists are idiots
What They Mean Politicians are idiots The voters are idiots The voters are idiots
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