Headline help for Republicans

Real headline:
"U.N. OKs Multinational Force for Liberia"
What it means:
"They have no oil?...can't we just get the UN to do it?"

I am starting to really despise those bastards, the U.S. puts them in power and they don't have the decency to oppress their people in silence...

Damn what were their qualifications in the first place?...here's the interview:

The part of the ruthless dictator will be played by President Charles Taylor.

U.S.: Welcome ruthless dictator, can I get you some coffee?
R.D.: I can get you some oil
U.S.: We're speaking to the RIGHT guy...no pun intended heh heh
R.D.: Can I get a 20 year contract with points on the oil fields, and 35 palaces that will be easy targets when I'm deposed?
U.S.: You're breaking my balls, RD....can we talk?...

And you know the rest...

Push 'rewind' and 'play' if you want to know the future...

Real headline:
"Secret report suggests hijacker acquaintances connected to Saudi government, sources say"
What it means: "They have oil, so Dubbya can relate to them, don't bother them"

The oppression has been removed to protect the guilty...

The guilty party will be played by a guy with oil.

U.S.: "Did you guys do it?"
G.P.: "No."
U.S.: "OK, we'll bash some liberals and give gays the right to have sex, see ya next week?...send oil?...love you"

We need a peanut farmer!
Posted by patrick at August 3, 2003 08:44 PM